白痴對話 I

某天下午，有2個白痴在對話 : 思狗馬馬Lego<小河馬> vs Sleepy doggie <小狗子>
Sleepy doggie says:
唔知係因為緊張得滯定係杯咖啡的問題, 有d胃痛
死

思狗馬馬Lego says:
死蠢, 胃痛唔會飲coffee ma~~
小心身子啊~~

Sleepy doggie says:
咩呀, 未飲之前冇胃痛架
係飲完之後先胃痛咋

思狗馬馬Lego says:
蠢, 明知個胃唔好, 仲飲咁多coffee~~~
小心身子啊, 仲要去影結婚相啊~~

Sleepy doggie says:
死蠢, 唔飲過點知會胃痛呀?!
同埋飲咖啡可以減肥啊, 蠢

思狗馬馬Lego says:
蠢, 你一早知自己個胃好差ma~~

Sleepy doggie says:
你都知我個胃好好呢~

思狗馬馬Lego says:
係"齋"啡, 唔係三合一, 齋啡去水腫ma

Sleepy doggie says:
咁你知咪好囉, 仲話我好飲咖啡?!

思狗馬馬Lego says:
但齋啡傷胃啊~~

Sleepy doggie says:
呃…你點知架?!

思狗馬馬Lego says:
我緊係知啦, 我叻叻ma~~XD

Sleepy doggie says:
但係可以減肥喎

思狗馬馬Lego says:
NO